Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Acid is not a monday night drug
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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