why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
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well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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