So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
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aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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