The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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