i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Randomize
