Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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