You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office