The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
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Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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