just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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