Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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