ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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