You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
only if we run a train.
done.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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