It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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