11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Everclear isn't food dammit
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
And then he peed in my hair
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