there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
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Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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