If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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