Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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