belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I wish my penis had an off switch
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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