They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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