is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
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