Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
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