just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Randomize
