What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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