Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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