Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
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Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
this hospital has no fireball
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I love you.
Bad choice
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