It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
dude i'm inner monologue high
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
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We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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