found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
there is glitter all over my balls
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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