If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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