Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
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Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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