she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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