You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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