FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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