You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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