At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
You may now shotgun with the bride
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
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Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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