He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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