I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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