Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
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I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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