I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
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