Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
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