wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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