talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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