pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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