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Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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