If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
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