they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
vagina is talking i cant
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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