So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
My ass is underappreciated
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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