I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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