Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.

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(817): View more from Texas

what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?

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(904): View more from Florida

Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job

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(330): View more from Ohio

Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls

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(314): View more from Missouri

I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.

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(779): View more from Illinois

Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.

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(416): View more from Toronto

looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants

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(256): View more from Alabama

Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

how do you know everyone's mad at you?

(925): View more from California

I just woke up feeling shameful

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