the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
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We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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