You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
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My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful