Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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