You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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